Mail Order Russian Bride

The scene opens on a girl stepping through a front door. She is being led past a living room and down a narrow hallway by a nervous, jittery man. You can't quite see his face but he talks a lot and stumbles as he carries her heavy suitcase. He is saying how excited he has been for her arrival, how much he cleaned up the house, had the pool cleaned, bought groceries, and how he hopes his Russian princess will feel comfortable in her new home. After all, he may not look like much but he makes a lot of money and he knows how to treat a lady. They stop at a bedroom door and, stepping into frame for the first time, he smiles awkwardly at her and opens it. A tidy bedroom is revealed. Cut to show Natasha, a conservatively dressed 18-year-old Russian girl, as she sees her new room for the first time. She smiles meekly at the man and tells him in a thick accent that it is beautiful. He looks relieved and points out several shopping bags on the bed, telling her he bought all the clothes, bikinis, and makeup she asked for. He hopes they fit and that she'll try them on for him one day. She nods and thanks him. They stand awkwardly in silence for a moment, before the man excuses himself to let her get settled. She waits to hear him walk down the hall before smiling and laughing to herself. She did it. She made it! Several hours later, Natasha is lying by the pool in one of the bikinis the man bought her. She is talking on the phone in Russian to a friend back home, bragging about how nice...